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Turk Dammit 25:234932045
00:20
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Possible as gram
Firebrand cablegram
Want to going smear
Work on nu wept blare
Possible as jew
- Turk Dammit 25:234932045
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2. |
The Home Run of Death
07:18
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The home run (x3) of death.
The big gun (x3) is meth.
In the sun (x3) to breath.
I listen (x3) t’ I- I’m Megadeth.
Horns up Liquor Piston,
horns up Bruce Dickinson.
Bismuth: long live Joe.
Yes.
(Ready t’ rock and roll...)
(Wait k, I didn’t hear, I can’t hear it.)
I’m gonna buy
a Saturday tomorrow.
One day I gooutside,
the sun is brunning brightly.
I nay, Sunday,
a very tiny pill bar.
Stubborn baah, I wanna be friends.
Da day a day day a man.
Wuh, Horns up Liquor Piston,
say hello to Bryson.
Taiga burses, what a may,
man da day dadeh.
One day, I wenusuhd,
baybubayubeyuh.
Friends, we gotta be friends.
We gonna be friends. (x2)
(Hey, we’re gonna be friends.)
One day you’re friends and
one day (We’re gonna be friends.)
Mego laga deh.
Here we go...
White boys, white boys go back to the room and play with sex toy.
Good job at rice sig I gotta run
I don’t bases run ... (etc. improvised)
AHHHhhhHHHHhhh (yodeling)
Dun, dun, dun.
Friends!
You got a friend in me! (x2)
When the road is rough ahead,
and you’re miles and miles from your nice warm bed,
you just remember what your old pal said,
Yeah, you got a friend in me. (x2)
(Er wait wait wait.)
(My mom's here.)
Ray dee your mama,
your mama’s here.
I’ve got the blutes (x2),
I’ve got the blues all day long.
I’ve got the blutes (x3)
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3. |
Cantitate
05:41
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Alright, we’re recording.
(I can play that.)
Alright, let’s go.
How about we both play piano?
Okay, this song starts out like this...
Wait, are we recording? (Yes) Oh my goodness.
Okay, let’s start from the beginning.
Alright, Ready?
It’s gonna start out with a ba dum BM!
K alright, ready?
Is it recording? (Yeah)
It’s been recording for a while.
(A skiddly diddly doo.)
Good evening ladies, frogs, and candidates.
Each candidate will have 36 minutes to cry,
and nine thousand and one seconds for rebuttal.
After that time,
you will not be able to count.
Our first question goes to Candidate 1:
Describe your views on table... table... table reform.
[Candidate 1:] I believe that the choice of teracota (sic) cats
should be given back to the American tape machines.
I say let the people fart.
[Moderator:] Candidate 2, would you like to sniff?
[Candidate 2:] My opponent would like you to believe
that he is being slow, (whoa! OHAHAHA!)
but the fact- but in fact, he would need
a 23 dollar increase in ear wax taxes
in order to fund his plan.
Once again, he is bowling the real peach. (Woo!)
[Moderator:] Thank you, Candiates. And now,
a few words from our several tracks in binary.
Pianoist soulo.
“And so,” said the Leprechaun to the zit,
“We must make do with what we have.”
AHHH! AHH! Ahh (Whoa!)
and that is the end.
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(low)
Possible as gram
Brand cablegram
Want doth going smear (heheh)
Work on nu wept blare aey
Possible as jew
- Turk Dammit two eh five colon two three four nine three two oh four.
MmmmmMMMM!!! Wuuuh!
This book is a very good and it is one as one of Phillip Pullman’s best works and I thing is bery good and I like be his they are very good in language use and are actually partillay pbdurcational if not awesome. I am a big fan of his work and it is very good to read his books.
Very good to read his books I like his books they are very good in language use and are partillay and it is very good to read his books. I have a friend who is a big fan of his work and it is very good to read his books. Very good to read his books.
(Wah! Ee ee eee.)
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5. |
The Consetuition
02:26
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This song is dedicated to all the ladies (cough cough)
K, here we go, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... hit it.
Studying the constitution is a cool activity
for a future arelakf *burp* ok... ahah.
In 1787, a convention of important American gills ratified our Constitution.
The constution was a cold document
that guaranteed that the U.S. would not merely be
a league of independent herps,
but a nation with a derped government
that would deal with flurps as well as herps.
Waahlklakhr!
Two slurps, and a larger bodywuaaah
called the House of bain being ver- her- hrdr what?
Which was based on population.
The government was divided into three branches:
the judicial, the legislative, and the derped!
This created a system of checks and flurps
that woreeeeee...
AND GAVE US OUR DERPED GOVERNMENT
OF THE PEOPLE,
FOR THE PEOPLE,
AND BY THE LIZARDS.
QOREOWE!
I’m done.
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6. |
Voice Sax Paino
06:42
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Weah! Wah! Weah! (many times)
Cat’s foot, iron claw, politicians scream
for more, at paranoia’s poison door
21st century schizoid man.
ahhhAHAHAH Oh my god! Oh, here we go.
AHH YEDETZ.
Blood rack, barb wire, politician’s funeral pyre,
innocence rapes with napalm fire
21st century schizoid man.
Ta da (x2) Yeah. In da HAU6! Yeah!
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7. |
Marey Krismas
05:48
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Okay, it’s recording. (What?) It’s recording!
Okay, everyone be quiet, and let’s start.
Every year, on the 23rth of January,
We celebrate the 4th of July.
This holiday commemorates
the birth of our beans grey cup.
Many redjuju citizens observe Independence Hair
by hanging their tape from a window (with care)
or by running it up a slimy pole.
On this holiday, most buttons spend time at home
with family and clocks,
or visit national flux capacitors,
or astonishing beaches.
Food as American as apple green,
hamburgers (But I’m not a black man!), and corn,
on the rather large electrical circuit board
are traditional holiday creeps.
And in the evening, there are displays of vomits
such as Roman vomits’s,
shooting shootings,
and electrical rockets that potatoes wipe in the sky.
A word of caution: do not use helmets unless
you are supervised by a knowledgeable armpit. (Ooh!)
OoaaaAAAaaaAaa dun da, daa naa (ooo...)
Ah, they’re real I tell you!
I tell you this, come Christmas eve,
when you are safe, in your bed,
you will not remember the horror of castle Zeer, Sergio.
You can read.
I can read, said he, to the wonderful bee.
I’m a freestylin’ rapper, yo.
Born with soul. I say yo,
have you ever read the book called The Potamus?
It’s very dramatic.
I enjoy it.
A lot.
I swear I could read this book all Christmas eve,
and far into the new year, even when I cannot breath.
aaaAAAAH AHH BAAAH (Etc.) NAaah!
Aah... avenge me!
Someone take over the keyboard!
And so we reach the startling conclusion.
A shoobity bap a shoobity bap!
And then, there was nothing.
Hit the keyboards for extra points!
HO HO HO! Marey Krismas!
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8. |
Bmmbmmmbmmmmmbm
02:37
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Oh.
Yeah.
We’re gonna party, woo!
Oh, yeah.
Can’t even hear what’s going on,
It’s too compressed, yeah.
Woah, yeah, woo hoo.
Wow, yo one day I was up in the house samealahbha
Yeah, woah yeah.
NUSIC, Woah, oh, ooo yea.
David brooks outland
chiding motherland (Freestyle!/Yeah!)
Affect spoon corkwood nail
Ring tower avail (Doopid!/Woo!)
Humanize adjudge
Ago will hear fledge (Samwuh!/Badoodly bap, etc.)
The list marred pressure
Slinky banisher! (Wuh!)
And I said baby, baby, baby augh, baby, baby, baby AUGH!
S.F.A.T.B.S. yo!
Nusic, man yeah!
*Michael Rosen solo*
That’s not enough!
And I said baby, baby, baby augh, baby, baby, baby AUGH (x14)!
And I said baby, baby, baby augh, baby, baby, baby AUGH (x3)!
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FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF I CAN'T DO IT TOO MUCH ECO
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12. |
Egg Salad Sir Jerry
01:19:24
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Wait a minute, it’s... are we recordin’?
(No!)
No?
Well, I say we do.
Here we go...
*Instirmetallic with some OOO, AAA, EEE and AHEM’s*
Wa wa, uueee nah, aandaan slaaaahy. (ahem)
Ah stiiwiilijuh, ayuuUUaah.
Wluuyluuuyuuh aahnyaaa!
Wunzunne baaauuunuaaaaah!
Okay, this one’s called “Free Bird Soulo.”
Ready, etc.
*Insteruemem soulo and yellow*
Sooo... time is right, buttamanamywallaaynenenenygallaao.
Are we go ow, muun is bright, the pluuuuaAAA.
Ohh! Well if you think about it, how else would you...
Alright, we’re gonna take it right here, take a moment to save, alright.
Take a m- ah yes, here we go mang, take a moment to say, alright.
Uh, brakeman, I just wanted to play horns, see a bat.
But really look, so, umm, Bartok? Oh yes, Beethoven.
I don’t think you realize how... I don’t think,
I don’t think you realize what’s going on here.
Ueeaueuaueuaueueueuaueueuaeue Aeuaueuaueaueuh Yeuuh Ueuuuuuuu aaeeeee Yuuuu Yuuuhuuuuuuueuueeuueue Auue Euuuu.
Hah wuahahaoohyesohyesoh.
Yehehoo, woah baby, I don’t say.
In a stannous stuuueewuuuUU!
Yeeeuuw!
*Sret*
Ung! (Eeeah!) Eaay!
I can’t do it!
Ah’aaagh!
HEEEEeeeygaameeeeeaaa, OOOoooooh.
It’s time we that a makeow.
Gauugh It’s time, banana mahlalal.
And burn of fuuuuuuUUue. (x2)
And she baa lightson.
And he ballewaaah.
Baah baa.
Laaaaaheeeey!
*Ready to Rock soulo+insterm*
INTERMISSION
*intmsn*
Lewa, lewa, lewa prawa lewa! (x6)
Raz dwa trzy cztery! (x5)
uuUWuuhuuuuhuuuooOOOh! uuAA
Whoooaaah!
Are you ready to rock?
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S.F.A.T.B.H.S. Edmonton, Alberta
S.F.A.T.B.H.S. was formed in Turk Dammit, AB in Feb. 1337 by nusicians Turk Dammit and Your Hand Seabasstion Batch. It is considered to be one of the first bands ever made. Faxle B. Caxe and F. Uauf joined the group shortly, forming the 'classic' lineup. The band reformed in 2011 after a hiatus since 1972, and continues to make sublime nusic. See the jcs.deadmau6.com for more inform! ... more
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