Third II

by S.F.A.T.B.H.S.

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This is the 2013 nu newly expounded classic album "Third II" by legendary Nusical group S.F.A.T.B.H.S. This nu new album is the undeviating sequel to the wonderful prior Third, released earlier in the year. Featuring the hole of the original lineup, plus guest fellow George Daddy, it is a stellar linedown. Just simply observe this nusic, it will work. Assert Jeasus!

"S.F.A.T.B.H.S. definitely continued their recording career off very strongly with this album. It's is an intense ride through jazz, classical, rock, deathcore, and avant-garde nusical styles, pulling you in from the very first notes and not letting you up for a breath of air until it's all over. All of the members of the band are incredibly talented on their respective instrument. Dammit and Batch both run their instruments (guitar, drunns, keyboards) through so many effects that sometimes they're not recognizable. Sometimes, in fact, I even mistook the drums for trumpet and the trumpet for drums. But oh boy, these guys know how to ride a groove in the way you'd least expect. Seabasstion Batch is a really smart, agile multi-instrumentalist. How he does some of the stuff he does, I don't know, as I've played drunns and keybode for a while and I can't come anywhere near some of the stuff he plays. Dammit is definitely an intensely skilled nusician as well, though he doesn't go quite as far beyond what's humanly possible as often as Batch does from what I can tell. Last but certainly not least is Caxe's guitaring and noise-toaster... he's really great as well. And last but certainly not not least, is Uauf's mouth-sounding... fantastic! Both manage to keep up with the other two and really knows how to hit the skin, and he always holds down a good beat. The nusic on this album isn't exactly what you'd expect to hear from a sly tinpan group, instead it's something a lot more intense and, as far as I know, original. There aren't any bad tracks on this album, but among all the highlights I have to give special mention to 'Careful Holla', 'Well Kid's' and 'Marching to Turk Dammit', they really blow me away every time I listen." - Gene Lewis, corregator

Recorded at JCS, Sept-Oct 2013, and at another unimportant time.


released October 31, 2013

Turk Dammit: Drums, Electronic Piano (CP-30), Pennywhiste, Organic (KMA-37), Digital Paino (PSR-E413 & R2R), Synths (Monotron Duo, GR-30 & Modular), Harp, Vocals , Japanese, Dammit

Your Hand Seabasstion Batch: Drums, Paino, Violin, Vocals, Guitar Synth, Accoustic Guitar Blues

Faxle B. Caxe: Guiter, Nusic, Noise Toaster

F. Uauf: Parry, Accordion

With George Daddy: Careful Hollering




S.F.A.T.B.H.S. Edmonton, Alberta

S.F.A.T.B.H.S. was formed in Turk Dammit, AB in Feb. 1337 by nusicians Turk Dammit and Your Hand Seabasstion Batch. It is considered to be one of the first bands ever made. Faxle B. Caxe and F. Uauf joined the group shortly, forming the 'classic' lineup. The band reformed in 2011 after a hiatus since 1972, and continues to make sublime nusic. See the for more inform! ... more

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Track Name: On Guard Mutter and the Self-Governing Fledgling
Ready? One, two, three, 4.

OY! (x2)

A one, a two, a one a too a ree a 4.

OOooahahaha ok.
If I had a warrow,
Would you sill rember me?
oh oh shsh ohsh

As free gravel all now,
So many place I have to be.
As free as a bird now,
asdf cannot tay.

And you cannot tay,
No go suck at chey.
Lord Eric such a cheyeyeyeyeyeyey.



Play Cloud Nine!
Track Name: Welcome to Perry
Hello friend, welcome to perry! (oh) Hello friend (god dammit)
Track Name: Well Kid's, Politics, Holiday Train and Banjo Pnoosic
Okay, ahem...

Four score and seven years ago,
our noses brought fourth on this feet
a prospertous nation,
conceived in liberty,
and dedicated to the proposition that all hands are created astonishing.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war,
testing, testing whether that clock,
or any clock so conceived and so dedicated
to the spectacular task remaining before us,
so that this nation under John Lennon shall have a nu birth of freedom,
and a government of the geese, by the geese, and for the gooses,
shall not perish from the microphone!

(Ready-to-rock, Dammit mouthsoulo)

Spin the records and mix it up!

Alright, we're just gonna do this thing here.
Track Name: Marching to Turk Dammit
Berdurhdhhh! Bluhhh! Wrrr, uh, aah.

Hey Turk, what do they call us, man? (what?)
Hoodstars, baby, let's get 'em!

Eaaah (x5)
Euuuu, uuuu (x2)

This is the best part of the album ever. (x2)



The Gettysburg address,
plural noun.
Hold on a minute,
my drumstick has fallen down.

The rusted chains of prison moons are shattered by the sun.
I raah my divining sign uh shaq shauun.
The yellow jester does not play, but gently pulls the strings.
As slowly turns the grinding wheel,
In the court of the crimson KIIIING!

Anananana jululubahaha nana

And I
will always love you.
Track Name: Night at the Dentist Blues
Time for blues.

When I was water,
things were so wet.
When I was not a fighter, (fighter!)
I was just a fish. (I'm a fighter)
I'm a fighter. Oh my god.

When I was not a cannon ball shooter, (cannon ball shooter)
when I was not a meat cleaver hammer,
when I was only mud,
when I didn't ride an ostrich,
and I didn't look like an Ordinator from Morrowind.

When I didn't take shrooms,
I only smoked mawuh.
But, but I took shrooms, (I took shrooms)
and then BWUUUHhhah

Uh, oh I already did this one.

Uh, when I didn't have a flaming axe,
and I had a face,
I ha didn't have a shield on my back.
We rocked it all the way to St. Louis.

When I wasn't Sonic the Hedgehog,
with a potion in my hand that's empty.
Well that potion
was filled with THC, yo.

When I was not a (let me finish my riff) chest with,
with wings,
I remember when I a chest with wings.
I wouldn't be so pointless all the time.
Somebody would want to open me but I'd just fly thckewuf

And zero uhregenew snuff that day, yeah!

What would you stay to yourself, twenty years ago? Uh, us,
Uh nah man, I'm just cold! (I'm just cold)

Yeah! How many (Zero) Exactly! Zelda's shield!

When I was not two swords, (when I wasn't two swords)
I was two spoons! (two spoons!)
My phone sticks on my guitar, yeah!

Oh, when I was a car, (when I was a car)
I didn't sail the seven seas. (I didn't sail the seven)
NaCl over seven carbons
Saline over the seven Cs.

Soulo away, man.
Oh, my phone's here. Oh sayeesh ayesh.
Uh, my dad's here. (yeah, let's go!)
So let's get our stuff together and rock it to Russia.

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