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Festive to the extremities.

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Okay, it’s recording. (What?) It’s recording!
Okay, everyone be quiet, and let’s start.

Every year, on the 23rth of January,
We celebrate the 4th of July.
This holiday commemorates
the birth of our beans grey cup.

Many redjuju citizens observe Independence Hair
by hanging their tape from a window (with care)
or by running it up a slimy pole.

On this holiday, most buttons spend time at home
with family and clocks,
or visit national flux capacitors,
or astonishing beaches.

Food as American as apple green,
hamburgers (But I’m not a black man!), and corn,
on the rather large electrical circuit board
are traditional holiday creeps.

And in the evening, there are displays of vomits
such as Roman vomits’s,
shooting shootings,
and electrical rockets that potatoes wipe in the sky.

A word of caution: do not use helmets unless
you are supervised by a knowledgeable armpit. (Ooh!)
OoaaaAAAaaaAaa dun da, daa naa (ooo...)

Ah, they’re real I tell you!
I tell you this, come Christmas eve,
when you are safe, in your bed,
you will not remember the horror of castle Zeer, Sergio.

You can read.
I can read, said he, to the wonderful bee.
I’m a freestylin’ rapper, yo.
Born with soul. I say yo,
have you ever read the book called The Potamus?
It’s very dramatic.
I enjoy it.
A lot.
I swear I could read this book all Christmas eve,
and far into the new year, even when I cannot breath.

aaaAAAAH AHH BAAAH (Etc.) NAaah!
Aah... avenge me!
Someone take over the keyboard!

And so we reach the startling conclusion.
A shoobity bap a shoobity bap!

And then, there was nothing.
Hit the keyboards for extra points!

HO HO HO! Marey Krismas!

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from The Day We Saw Toast on Jeasus, released October 7, 2013

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S.F.A.T.B.H.S. Edmonton, Alberta

S.F.A.T.B.H.S. was formed in Turk Dammit, AB in Feb. 1337 by nusicians Turk Dammit and Your Hand Seabasstion Batch. It is considered to be one of the first bands ever made. Faxle B. Caxe and F. Uauf joined the group shortly, forming the 'classic' lineup. The band reformed in 2011 after a hiatus since 1972, and continues to make sublime nusic. See the jcs.deadmau6.com for more inform! ... more

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