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Otherwise known as "Merry Valentines."

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This song is dedicated to all the ladies (cough cough)
K, here we go, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... hit it.

Studying the constitution is a cool activity
for a future arelakf *burp* ok... ahah.
In 1787, a convention of important American gills ratified our Constitution.

The constution was a cold document
that guaranteed that the U.S. would not merely be
a league of independent herps,
but a nation with a derped government
that would deal with flurps as well as herps.
Waahlklakhr!

Two slurps, and a larger bodywuaaah
called the House of bain being ver- her- hrdr what?
Which was based on population.
The government was divided into three branches:
the judicial, the legislative, and the derped!

This created a system of checks and flurps
that woreeeeee...
AND GAVE US OUR DERPED GOVERNMENT
OF THE PEOPLE,
FOR THE PEOPLE,
AND BY THE LIZARDS.
QOREOWE!
I’m done.

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from The Day We Saw Toast on Jeasus, released October 7, 2013

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S.F.A.T.B.H.S. Edmonton, Alberta

S.F.A.T.B.H.S. was formed in Turk Dammit, AB in Feb. 1337 by nusicians Turk Dammit and Your Hand Seabasstion Batch. It is considered to be one of the first bands ever made. Faxle B. Caxe and F. Uauf joined the group shortly, forming the 'classic' lineup. The band reformed in 2011 after a hiatus since 1972, and continues to make sublime nusic. See the jcs.deadmau6.com for more inform! ... more

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